Says 106.7 the Fan:
Bobby in Fairfax called in from his hospital bed, claiming he had just been stabbed by his wife, of 38 years, for watching Nationals baseball on television far too frequently.
“I was watching the Nats game and she came home from one of the local area bars, Applebee’s, intoxicated,” Bobby said. “And she proceeded to start screaming at me, and then it erupted into me getting stabbed with a butcher knife.”
Asked what provoked his wife to stab him, Bobby answered, “Because she said I watch too much Nats. That’s all I do is watch baseball.”
Asked what prompted her to start screaming at him in the first place, Bobby informed, “Because she said that when she left, I was sitting there watching the Nats.” When she returned home, he was still watching the Nats, “and that set her off,” he says.