By Ben Sullivan
FedEx Field is one of the NFL’s worst stadium, and that’s before the risk of finding out what it’s like to live life as a latrine.
The official word from the team is that this was rainwater, which seems unlikely, because it hasn’t rained in Landover, Maryland, since there were light showers early Thursday morning.
Either that rain sat around in a stadium pipe for days before randomly bursting out on fans on game day, or the WFT is literally pissing on fans’ legs and telling them it’s raining.
— Darren M. Haynes (@DarrenMHaynes) September 12, 2021